英文简历应避免的语句

"finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." "qualifications: no education or experience." "i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." "my compensation should be at least equal to my age." "reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec." "fired because i fought for lower pay." "size of employer: very tall, probably over 6’5" . " "please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." "reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near." "reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ i prefer to elaborate privately." 在 简历